You missed out if you didn’t RIOT last night.

CONGRATS TO THE RED SOX FOR WINNING THE WORLD SERIES.. AGAIN!

TOP 10 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD HAVE RIOTED

1. RED SOX won the World Series AGAIN!
2. BOOBIES
3. To steal Boston Police road barriers
4. BOOBIES
5. To piss off the Boston PoPos
6. To flip cars
7. To pretend to be a pyro for one night
8. To climb traffic lights
9. To kiss random people
10. BOOBIES